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Well I found one that was Easy 13. If I could live on any planet in the Solar System besides Earth, which would it be? = Pluto

Questions to keep you awake at night 1. When and where was the first pillow fight? 2. If Jennifer Aniston knew I existed, would she find me attractive? 3. Are there more male or female dogs in the world? 4. Who was my grandmother’s best friend’s first kiss? 5. What percentage of the United States population has seen the inside of a federal prison but never actually been incarcerated? 6. Is it better to shower and then brush one’s teeth, or vice versa? 7. What is the best kind of cookie and why? 8. Why does my wife always answer my boyfriend’s texts before she answers mine? 9. If I were to beat Michael Jordan in a one-on-one game of basketball, which of the following would I feel most acutely: pride, suspicion, or guilt? 10. If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes, would the world really be that great? 11. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a diamond? 12. What is truly the best thing since sliced bread? 13. If I could live on any planet in the Solar System besides Earth, which would it be? 14. Which came first: brown, red, or blond hair? 15. If Chuck Norris died today, what would he do tomorrow? 16. Is it better to write in black ink or blue? 17. How many words have I spoken in my life? 18. How many people have I annoyed with my words? 19. If I were a woman, what would my name be? 20. Will I ever get a definitive answer to any of these questions?

Alternative Definitions ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF Cold Storage. INFLATION Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN Grape with a sunburn. SECRET Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

What a Kiss Mean o Kiss on the Forehead = Forever you will be mine o Kiss on the Ear = I’m horny o Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends o Kiss on the Hand = I adore you o Kiss on the Neck = We belong together o Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you o Kiss on the Lips = I love you OR I want you o Holding Hands = We can learn to love each other o Playing with the Ear = I can’t live without you o Holding on tight = Don’t let go o Looking into each other’s Eyes = Don’t leave me o Playing with Hair on Head = Tell me you love me, and just me o Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go o Laughing while Kissing = I am completely yours …. Definition of KISS from an Educational Point of View MATHS: KISS is defined as the shortest distance between 2 Lips…! ECONOMICS: KISS can best be defined as that thing for which the DEMAND is always higher than the SUPPLY…! PHYSICS: KISS is defined as the powerful process of charging 2 human bodies in a short time, by mere touching of two humid terminals…! COMPUTER: KISS is just like a LAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE for some transmissions to pass. BIOLOGY: kiss is defined as a conjugal situation whereby two buccal cavities fuss together to enhance saliva metabolism. CHEMISTRY: Kiss is defined as an exothermic or endothermic reaction that occurs as a result of fission of two lips Happy Kiss Day Sms What kisses mean: KISS ON HAND = I adore u KISS ON CHEEK = lets be friends KISS ON NECK = I want u KISS ON LIPS = I love u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE = …......let’s not get carried away!

same here lol.. i got one right, random.. guess i failed too..

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