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    Psychology Class At one American university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "what is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," replied the diligent student. "And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma. "Elation," she said. "And you, sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "what about the opposite of woe?" The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be 'giddy up.'"
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    007 - James Bond James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "State-of-the-art watch? What is so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically," Bond explains. "So what's it telling you now?" says the woman. "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties," Bond replies. The woman giggles and says, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."
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    In the beginning was the Plan and then came the assumptions and the assumptions were without form and the plan was completely without substance and the darkness was upon the faces of the employees and they spake amongst themselves, saying "It is a crock of shit and it stinks!" and the employees went unto their supervisors, saying "It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof." and the supervisors went unto their division managers, saying "It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength." and the division managers went unto their system managers, saying "It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong." and the general manager went unto the Board, saying "It promotes growth and is very powerful." and the general manager went unto the Board, saying "This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this organization." and the Board looked upon the plan and saw that it was good and the Plan became Policy This is how shit happens.
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    Prepare to meet your God A British Army Explosive Ordnance Disposal Technical Officer approaches a suspect device at the junction of Manor Street and Oldpark Road in Belfast, Northern Ireland. 1970s The Manor Street marked the line between protestant and catholic neighbourhoods. The quotation on the sign on the building to the left is from the Old Testament (Amos 4:12) and it reads: “Prepare to meet your God “. Probably the most discouraging thing to possibly read before approaching something that may or may not blow you to pieces. What is even more morbid, is that the technician pictured is already within the “kill” radius for an explosive of that size. Fortunately, the technician in this photo did not lose his life, the bomb did not explode. During the 38-year campaign in Northern Ireland, 23 British ATO bomb disposal specialists were killed in action.
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    Japanese passport world's most powerful There are few things more liberating than travel -- although some passports offer more freedom than others. A new report published October 9, 2018, reveals just how many borders some travel documents can cross. According to the Henley Passport Index, compiled by global citizenship and residence advisory firm Henley & Partners Citizens, Japan now has the most powerful passport on the planet. Having gained visa-free access to Myanmar earlier this month, Japanese citizens can now enjoy visa-free or visa-on-arrival access to a whopping 190 destinations around the world -- knocking Singapore, with 189 destinations, into second place. Germany, which began 2018 in the top spot, is now in third place with 188 destinations, tied with France and South Korea. Uzbekistan lifted visa requirements for French nationals on October 5, having already granted visa-free access to Japanese and Singaporean citizens in early February. South Korea gained visa-free access to Myanmar on October 1, while Paraguay removed visa requirements for Singaporean passport holders in 2017. Henley Passport Index power ranking 1. Japan: 190 2. Singapore: 189 3. Germany, France, South Korea: 188 4. Denmark, Finland, Italy, Sweden, Spain: 187 5. Norway, United Kingdom, Austria, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Portugal, United States: 186 6. Belgium, Switzerland, Ireland, Canada: 185 7. Australia, Greece, Malta: 183 8. New Zealand, Czech Republic: 182 9. Iceland: 181 10. Hungary, Slovenia, Malaysia: 180 So which passports offer the least mobility? Joint last place on the updated Henley Passport Index list are Afghanistan and Iraq, with visa-free or visa-on-arrival access to 30 jurisdictions, just below Syria and Somalia (32) and Pakistan (33).
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    omg that's so wrong, but so totally hilarious at the same time.. lmao..