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A Husbands Moment Of Realization A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he gestured for her to come nearer. As she sat close to him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were with me. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?" “What dear?” she asks, looking at him with love in her eyes. "I think you bring me bad luck."

Bye Bye One evening father passed his daughter’s bedroom and heard her saying her prayers. Smiling to himself, he stopped to listen and heard her say. “God bless mummy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandpa, bye bye Grandma.” How odd, thought father, but he didn’t want his daughter to know he’d been listening so he didn’t say anything to her. But tragically, next day Grandma collapsed and died. A few months went by and one evening father heard his daughter praying again. “God bless mummy, God bless daddy, bye bye Grandpa.“ No, it couldn’t mean anything thought father apprehensively. But next morning they received a telegram to say that Grandpa had passed away in his sleep! The household got back to normal and almost a year passed before father heard his daughter again. “God bless mummy, bye bye daddy.” Absolutely panic-stricken, father stayed up all night, too frightened to sleep in case he didn’t wake up. The next morning he walked to work instead of taking the car, in case there was an accident, and spent the day at his desk doing very little but worrying. When he got home that evening he collapsed into a chair, his nerves in pieces, and told his wife all about the nightmare day that he’d had. She replied, You’re not the only one to have had a bad day. This morning when I opened the front door I found the gasman, dead on our front doorstep.

He could have a point there...lmao!

Dang I killed the Horses

Childhood Sweethearts An elderly couple, childhood sweethearts, had married and settled down in the old neighbourhood, and were celebrating their fiftieth anniversary. They walked down the street to their old school. They held hands as they found the old desk where he had carved "I love you Sally." On the way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armoured truck, practically at their feet. She picked it up, but they didn't know what to do with it, so they took it home. When she counted the money, it was fifty thousand dollars. The husband said, "We have to return this to the rightful owners." She said, "no, finders keepers!" and put the money back in the bag, and hid it in the attic. The next day two FBI agents were going door to door in the neighbourhood looking for the lost bag, and showed up in their home. The men asked if either of them found the money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday. She replied, "No." The husband said, "She's lying, it hidden up in the attic." She whispered to them, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile." The agents sat the man down and began to question him. One said, "Tell us the whole story from the beginning." The old man began, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday..." The FBI guy looked at his partner and said, "Let's get out of here."

awesome u figured it out britney.. i truly had no clue..

HAHAHA.. too funny..

Mechanic Shop A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from a car when he spotted a famous heart surgeon in his shop who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come and look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doctor, please come over here for a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "Doctor, look at this, think about your job, it's like mine. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind' em, put in new parts, and when I finish everything works as new. So how come you get the big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The doctor smiled, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic, “That’s all very well but try doing it when the engine's running."

cute.. another failed attempt by me yet again..