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Forgiving Your Enemies Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly. "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-eight," she replied. "Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?" The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: "I outlived all the bitches."

Scottish Pub Quiz "And the final question to win the £100 is: - "The title of Take That's first album consisted of four words, the first two words were "Take That", what other two words complete the title? There was a long pause then…. A wee Glesga man stands up and says: Was it - "Ya B*stard"...?

Like A Virgin Maria had just gotten married, and being an old-style Italian, she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous. Her mother reassured her; 'Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta.' So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, ‘Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.' 'Don't worry, Maria,' says the mother, 'all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.' So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. 'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!' 'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you.' So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!' Her Mama said, 'Stay here and stir the pasta.' 'This is a job for Mama!'

Ten Classical Bumper Stickers I’m not driving fast-just flying low. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. I brake for… Wait… Aaah! No brakes!!!! If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer. If you can read this, please flip me back over. Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done. I’m out of bed and driving, what more do you want? Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it. I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit. I haven’t lost my mind, it’s backed up on disk somewhere.

yeah im aware of POSReady, but it's only valid for 4 more months.. why put in all that effort into installation and customization of the OS, when it's gunna be dead so to say.. but thank u luisam for the information on it, ur awesome..

XP is not dead yet! Here have a "little" secret. Copy it to a txt file, name it POSREADY REG and run it: [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\WPA\PosReady] "Installed"=dword:00000001 Somehow, Microsoft will recognize your computer with that almost 20 years old XP as a point of sale machine and you'll get updates of XP security, even for dead cold Internet Explorer 8 and keep XP updated some more months, until April 2019. Guess that after that date, XP will die, definitively! Some "funny" info here about end-of-support https://cayan.com/insights/2018/when-microsoft-posready-2009-support-ends Edited: Yes, as I wrote it, I'm aware that it would work only for 4 more months but you don't really have to do too much to "customize" it... just input those two reg lines... and you'll get a full updated XP!

If any one can share this album in mp3 All The Roadrunning by Mark Knopfler & EmmyLou Harris I would greatly appreciate it.. Thanking In Advance Bets

You may get your album at music uploads http://www.cyberphoenix.org/forum/topic/668226-mark-knopfler-emmylou-harris-roadrunning-2006/ Please, dont post "Thanks", just press the Thanks button!

hahaha.. oh no not the hershey squirts..

use other independent companies for ur encryption needs and always use a no logging vpn..

Dang it was Fake I will keep looking for you