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Just something for reDesigned CP simple and modern wallpaper enjoy folks... CP logo i dont have it on my Laptop its in the old PC so this one just with Font Best wishes GM...

Just surfed in and looking forward to what you have here. Location North Queensland Australia. Age 69 and a half years DOB 6/12/1948 Interests computers programming, science, chemistery and space/UFOs

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Cowboy Wisdom Never kick a fresh cow dung on a hot day. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'. Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco. It doesn’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Always drink upstream from the herd. Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back. Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads Don’t corner something meaner than you.

Every hotel room was taken "You've got to have a room or just a bed somewhere and I don't really care where," the man pleads with the hotel manager. "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force gentleman, and he might be glad to split the cost." admitted the manager. "But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have made complaints about his snoring." "No problem” the tired Navy man assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Navy guy. "How'd you achieve that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the sailor explained. "So I went over to him and gave him a big kiss on the cheek, and said Goodnight beautiful……. he sat up all night watching me. "

Margaritas Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas. Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include: - Dizziness - Nausea - Vomiting - Incarceration - Erotic lustfulness - Loss of motor control - Loss of clothing - Loss of money - Table dancing - Headache - Dehydration - Dry mouth - And a desire to sing Karaoke WARNINGS: * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.

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Iconic 1963 Ferrari 250 GTO sells for a record $70 million (£52m) The Ferrari GTO smashes the previous record price for a car - set by the same model five years ago - by around $27 million (£20m). Chances are you've never heard of David MacNeil, but the WeatherTech founder and CEO has just joined one of the most exclusive clubs on Earth after paying a reported $70 million (£52 million) for a Tour de France-winning 1963 Ferrari 250 GTO. The vehicle, with the chassis number 4153 GT, is believed to be the most expensive car in the world. Chicago-based MacNeil amassed a fortune selling high-end floor mats, and has used some of the profits to assemble a world class car collection. His collection also includes a 1960 Ferrari 250 GT Berlinetta SWB, as well as a stable of other "prancing horses" including a 250 GT Lusso, 275 GTB, 365 GTB/4 "Daytona," F40, and F50. MacNeil is thought to have purchased the 300bhp motor from German racing driver Christian Glaesel, who bought it 15 years ago. Before that, it was restored in the late 1990s by Hertfordshire's DK Engineering. Powered by a three-litre V12 engine, the car can do 174mph and 0-60 in around six seconds. Despite its racing pedigree, the Ferrari has managed to steer clear of any accidents in its 55-year history- with a leading historian on the brand, Marcel Massini, calling it one of the finest three or four GTOs produced. Only 39 examples of the 250 GTO were built by the legendary Italian marque between 1962 and 1964, and it's extremely rare for an owner to part with one at any price. Some have declared that its value can't be measured in mere money

Girl Takes Cardboard Cut-out Of Danny DeVito To Prom & His Response Is Hilarious Earlier last month, 17-year-old Allison Closs didn’t have anyone to take to prom, so she decided to take her idol. Closs said that all of the good guys were taken, and the guys that were left over she didn’t want to go to prom with. So she turned, as one does in times of need, to the Internet. She ordered a life-size cutout of Danny DeVito from Amazon, dressed him up with a tie and boutonniere, and used a small skateboard to wheel him around on. She taped the cut-out to the skateboard and used a leash to pull her new prom date around., She had a night to remember with her new pal Danny. Afterwards, she shared a series of hilarious photo booth shots she took with her date at prom on Instagram, writing, "A night I’ll never forget. Her story went viral – even appearing on local news outlets, and thankfully it did because Danny’s response was unbelievable. In a YouTube video Allison posted the day after prom, she explained just how big of a Danny DeVito fan she was. "I was having trouble finding a prom date," she said. "I couldn't find myself a date in real life or with an actual human. So, I bought one on Amazon!" "I have always loved Danny. I loved him on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I loved him in Hercules and Matilda. I just love him in every form he takes," Allison said in the video, as clips played of her posing with her date for pics and shoving him in her car. "Danny was there for me when I really needed him. He treats me the way a woman should be treated. I guess you could say we were made for one another." As magical as that story is, it got even better this week, when Danny's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia co-star Rob McElhenney shared the actor's incredible response to being "chosen" as Allison's prom date. "Hey Allison- I heard you took cardboard Danny to Prom. What a coincidence. He took cardboard Allison to Paddy's..."

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American Film Institute - 20 greatest American films of all time. The American Film Institute in Los Angeles, California, in mid-June 1998 commemorated the extraordinary first 100 years of American movies by making a "definitive selection of the 100 greatest American movies of all time, as determined by more than of 1,500 film artists, critics and historians from the American film community." Here is the 2007 - 10th Anniversary Edition updated version of the list: 1. Citizen Kane (1941) Welles broke all the rules and invented some new ones with his searing story of a newspaper publisher with an uncanny resemblance to William Randolph Hearst. 2. The Godfather (1972) Brando is Don Vito Corleone, the sympathetic head of a New York crime family, whose business it is to make offers people can't refuse. His son Michael's true nature is revealed at the end, when a christening is intercut with a bloodbath that cements his new position within the family. 3. Casablanca (1942) Bogart is jaded idealist Rick Blaine, an American nightclub owner in French Morocco who sacrifices the love of a lifetime to join the world's fight against the Nazis. "Here's looking at you, kid." 4. Raging Bull (1980) De Niro is Jake LaMotta, the middleweight boxing champ whose opponents in the ring are no match for the demons he fights in his personal life. The film is often noted for Thelma Schoonmaker's achievement in editing. 5. Singin' in the Rain (1952) This musical set in Hollywood during the conversion from silent to sound films has Kelly singing, dancing and splashing in puddles. Reynolds and O'Connor lend support in some of the most delightful song and dance numbers ever filmed. 6. Gone with the Wind (1939) Selznick poured his heart and soul into the filming of Margaret Mitchell's bestseller about the Old South, the Civil War and Reconstruction. The burning of Atlanta was a high-water mark for screen excitement, as well as Rhett Butler's delivery of Hollywood's first four-letter word, "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!" 7. Lawrence of Arabia (1962) During World War I, young English officer T. E. Lawrence comes to believe he can give Arabia back to the Arabs. The movie made O'Toole a star and introduced Sharif to an international audience. 8. Schindler's List (1993) The film is based on the true, complex, and often puzzling story of Oskar Schindler, the Sudeten German industrialist who saved hundreds of Jews from the gas chambers during the Holocaust. "This list is an absolute good. The list is life." 9. Vertigo (1958) Stewart's fear of heights, Novak's woman of mystery, Bernard Herrmann's haunting score, and the city of San Francisco provide Hitchcock with a great love story and sexual obsession on a grand psychological level. 10. The Wizard of Oz (1939) Garland's Dorothy Gale is transported from her black-and-white Kansas home to the colourful land of Oz via tornado. From here she journeys down the Yellow Brick Road and is helped by a Scarecrow, a Tin Man, and a Cowardly Lion on their way to see the Wizard. The Harold Arlen/E.Y. Harburg score is highlighted by Somewhere Over the Rainbow. 11. City Lights (1931) This silent masterpiece was released three years after the start of talkies. In this Chaplin classic, the Little Tramp falls hopelessly in love with a blind flower seller, risking everything to gain money for her much-needed operation. 12. The Searchers (1956) Ford's landmark saga is a quest to find a child abducted by Comanche’s right after the Civil War. Wayne, an Indian-hating ex-soldier, wages an internal battle while devoting years to searching for his niece, abducted during an Indian raid. 13. Star Wars (1977) A landmark science fiction fantasy about a young man, Luke Skywalker, who finds his calling as a Jedi warrior and with the help of "droids" and an outlaw named Han Solo embarks on a mission to rescue a princess and save the galaxy from the Dark Side. "May the force be with you." 14. Psycho (1960) Leigh is on the lam with stolen money and makes the mistake of checking into the Bates Motel, run by Perkins...and his mother. Hitchcock's horror film is best remembered for the shower scene and Bernard Herrmann's chilling score. 15. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) Kubrick's science fiction epic puts mankind in context between ape and space voyager. The film created a stir for its special effects, the computer HAL, and the debate about the meaning of the film's final sequence. 16. Sunset Blvd. (1950) Struggling writer Holden hides out from car repossesses in the ancient mansion of aging silent star Swanson ("I am big. It's the pictures that got small."). He sees a lucrative break for himself when she wants to make a return to the screen, but he is unaware of the price he will have to pay. 17. The Graduate (1967) Benjamin Braddock is confused and alienated, stuck in a fishbowl like so many of his peers. It only gets worse when he sinks into an affair with Mrs. Robinson and falls in love with her daughter, Elaine. If only he had followed the advice of his father's friend, and gone into "Plastics." Simon and Garfunkel's songs spoke to a whole new generation of filmgoers. 18. The General (1927) Keaton's must retrieve his train from Union soldiers during the Civil War. What he doesn't know is that his girlfriend Annabelle is aboard. It's a race against time, but Keaton saves the day, ending in one of the silent era's most iconic images, Keaton seated on the moving wheels of The General. 19. On the Waterfront (1954) Brando, a longshoreman who "coulda been a contender," rebels against his brother and corruption on the New York City docks in this powerful story that mirrors the political climate of the early 1950s. 20. It's a Wonderful Life (1946) This holiday classic features a complex performance by Stewart as a suicidal man redeemed by friendship and the recognition that each man's life touches many others. Remember—every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.

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The Winners Of 2018 Sony World Photography National Awards This year is the 11th anniversary of one of the most respected and influential photography competitions in the world – The Sony World Photography Awards. Every year photographers from all around the world submit their best works – this year alone the hosts received a record total of 319,561 images. The competition is divided into 4 different categories: Professional (body of work), open (single images), youth (photographers aged 12-19), and student focus. Also, a National Award is presented for one photo of each participating country. The winners receive not only brand new photography equipment from Sony, but also hefty cash prizes. The Photographer of the Year receives a whopping $25k and the Open Photographer of the Year receives $5k. 1. Brendon Cremer, South Africa National Award 2. Martin Stranka, Czech Republic National Award 3. Paranyu Pithayarungsarit, Thailand National Award 4. Suphakaln Wongcompune, Thailand National Award 5. Isabelle Bacher, Austria National Award 6. Wenjie Qiao, United States National Award 7. Kyaw Win Hlaing, Myanmar National Award 8. Chin Boon Leng, Singapore National Award 9. Santiago Borja, Ecuador National Award 10. Lynn Wu, Taiwan National Award

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