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Mechanic Shop A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from a car when he spotted a famous heart surgeon in his shop who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come and look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doctor, please come over here for a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "Doctor, look at this, think about your job, it's like mine. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind' em, put in new parts, and when I finish everything works as new. So how come you get the big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The doctor smiled, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic, “That’s all very well but try doing it when the engine's running."

damn I got it right lol that's not my usual luck lol

A lesson in the end that we can cheer about...

True...

that was f'in awesome..

Lol , ..wish it were true, a lot of them deserve it!

Snappy Dresser This woman goes into a funeral home to arrange for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing? But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank check to buy one. When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost. Actually he said, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit, I noticed that they were about the same size. She said that was fine with her. So….... I switched the heads